Let's Sail Away, Love

bored-meetings:

The fault in our potassium levels… 

bored-meetings:

The fault in our potassium levels… 

(via now-kiss-me-u-fool)

totoroteser:

assbutts-initiative:

yogscasteden:

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.
“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.
Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quickDan started to ride Philip’s disco stickA shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got himHe chuckled and whispered, “And they think that I bottom”



I still cant get over this

why is this all phan smut

am i supposed to be sorry for this 

totoroteser:

assbutts-initiative:

yogscasteden:

phan-you-not:

sexyendscreensmut:

dinofapz:

exploringwithpj:

tayszea:

welovetotry:

tayszea:

insertyoutuberquotehere:

i’m writing smut and i re-read this and realize it rhymed and laughed for like 5 years because i thought about if someone made dr. seuss smut

There was a moan and groan and lot of white goo. Young Philip said “Oh Daniel. I do love you.”

As he grabbed him below, he felt him grow thicker.

“Slower,” he said. “Or else I’ll cum quicker.”

With a shout and a scream daniel did cream all over the wooden floor spreading from window to table to door.

Philip all coated in cum said “But Daniel we are not yet done”

Daniel smirked, and young Philip blushed.
He opened his mouth to speak but was immediately shushed.
“Don’t speak,” he ordered and, for him, Philip did yearn.
“Sit back and relax because it’s my turn.”

One Dick Two Dick Dan’s Dick Phil’s Dick, a story by the Phandom.

And then with a moan and a movement so quick
Dan started to ride Philip’s disco stick
A shout from young Daniel told Phil he had got him
He chuckled and whispered, “And they think that bottom”


I still cant get over this

why is this all phan smut

am i supposed to be sorry for this 

(via now-kiss-me-u-fool)

citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

(Source: nickigrants, via now-kiss-me-u-fool)

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

(via theniwaschristian)